The Twelve Bums of Christmas

Paperback / softback

A laugh-out-loud picture book filled with CHRISTMAS BUMS! On the first day of Christmas, Elf woke with a START, Wafting through the room was the smell of a FART! Join one little elf as he gets ready for Christmas, and meets plenty of friends and their SMELLY BUMS along the way.

 We wish you a very smelly Christmas! This cheeky take on the classic poem will have you howling with laughter, it's a great story to read aloud Karl West's fabulously funny illustrations are jam packed with festive bums – there's so much to spot! Packed with jokes and festive antics, this is the perfect Christmas gift for children who love to laugh If you liked this, you'll love Has Santa Been?

Author: Sarah Reid

Format: Paperback / softback

Pages: 32

Dimensions: 274 x 250 x 5 (mm)

Age: 3 years + to 6 years +

Published: 09 Oct 2025

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