Ten Christmas Bottoms : A hilarious counting rhyme – with reindeer bums!

Count down from 10 with the cheeky little reindeer and do your 'sums with bums'! Ten Christmas Bottoms is a laugh-out-loud rhyming story for preschoolers – a festive twist on the nursery rhyme Ten Green Bottles.

At the North Pole, a gang of mischievous little reindeer sneak out of their stalls, fly off with Santa's sleigh and munch their way through far too many sprouts! With hilarious rhymes, busy scenes full of surprises, and a special fold-out ending, this book is perfect for festive bedtime giggles and storytime fun. 

Learn & play!

• A number line to count up to 10 and back down again

• A page of simple adding up for early maths skills

• Bold, playful illustrations to keep little readers engaged

Written by Barry Timms and illustrated by Mike Byrne, Ten Christmas Bottoms is a must-have for toddlers and preschoolers who love silly stories and counting fun!For more Sums with Bums check out Ten Green Bottoms and Ten Red Bottoms!

Author: Barry Timms

Format: Paperback

Pages: 32

Dimensions: 250 x 251 x 5 (mm)

Age: 2 years + to 5 years +

Published: 02 Oct 2025

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